by Monica Wiant | Jul 30, 2006 | Uncategorized
Homer Simpson: All right, brain, you don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s get me through this, and I can get back to slowly killing you with beer.”Homer’s Brain: It’s a deal!Replace the word “brain” with...
by Monica Wiant | Jul 24, 2006 | Uncategorized
Dear Little Thing,I don’t know who or what you are, but it’s time you learned about me.I came to live with Sam and Monica during the summer of 1999. I’m not proud to say this, but I was living in a cardboard box at a trailer park in Winnemucca,...
by Monica Wiant | Jul 13, 2006 | Uncategorized
Sam’s family, thanks to his great-grandfather’s handiness, are the proud owners of a lake cabin in southern Montana. It’s shared among a smattering of extended family, so it runs like a timeshare without the swindling or free dinner coupons. The...