July 29, 2008

Best grocery list ever

I was actually buying the vodka for a pasta sauce, which I felt the need to explain to the cashier as I stood awkwardly in line with my mega pack of diapers and my bottle of moderately cheap hard liquor.

I briefly toyed with the idea of buying other random stuff to obscure the conspicuous dichotomy of my grocery purchases... but then I decided it's more fun to laugh at myself along with everyone else.

"All you need is a box of condoms," the woman in front of me joked.

"Yeah, but that would be like closing the barn door after the horses had left," I said, pointing to the box of Huggies.


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